22 March, 2011

Tonight's Episode: “Pele loves Palindromes”

Starring:  Matt Bomer as Guy Handsome,  Jared Leto as Joe Handsome and Special Guest Star Rosario Dawson as the Goddess Pele.

Guest stars:  Orlando Bloom, America Ferrera, Seth Green,  Ashton Kutcher, Jasika Nicole and Jewel Stait 


“Dammit, I'm mad!”  Pele vented.

Of  her bearers, ten dip a rapid net.  Now she has fish to serve!  So many dynamos.

She sets the Gateman's nametag.

Guy and Joe come and are impressed into tending bar and waiting.

“I prefer pi.”  Joe confides to his brother.

“ Yo! Banana boy!”  Pele calls to Guy.  She wishes to know of the fruit salad.

“ No lemons, no melon.”  Guy calls back to the goddess.

The guests begin to arrive.

Ed calls out:   “All erotic, I lose lame female solicitor Ella.”

Al lets Della call Ed, Stella.

Betty delights in fresh caught fish!  “Doc, note, I dissent, A fast never prevents a fatness. I diet on cod.”

"Bed stress!" asserts Deb. “Deny me not; atone, my Ned.”

Joe to Guy confides:  “ Red rum, sir, is murder.”

“Party Boobytrap!”  Guy agrees.

Cut to commercial:  Fringe.  A show for peeps who like palindromes!  Walternate?  Peter and Re-Peter! Olivia and Fauxlivia! 

Nate bit a Tibetan. He did, eh?   “Tulsa nightlife: filth, gin, a slut.”   Egad, an adage!

Poor Dan is in a droop. Evil olive.  “Ed, I help pink nipple hide,”  but Ed is on no side.

Giselle shouts: “Doom an evil deed, liven a mood.  Egad! No bondage!”

Drab as a fool, as aloof as a bard, sh!  Tom sees moths.

"Am I mad, eh?" Giselle sighed, "Am I, Ma?"

Pele rejoices!  “Go hang a salami! I'm a lasagna hog!”

Guy and Joe hasted to comply. Heared sipping a sneaked snort, “Lager, sir, is regal.”

"Too hot to hoot.  Top spot."  Party hearty at Pele's palace of Palindromes.

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