Tonight's Episode: Wish you were here...

Starring: Matt Bomer as Guy Handsome, Jared Leto as Joe Handsome and Special Guest Star Rosario  Dawson as the Goddess Pele.

Guest Songs:  Wish You Were Here, by Eddie Fisher – Wish You Were Here, by Pink Floyd

(For best effect start these two you tubes simultaneously in different tabs:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPm4GH3UUC8 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8mo2qXJnbY  Watch the Pink Floyd screen unless you are reading!) 

Guy picked up his ukulele and leaned back against a tree, and began to play as Joe lifted the post card and read it to Pele.

“As you read this card,” Joe read aloud, “I am tending to my horses, who must stay inside their large barn due to the passions of my most beautiful wife.”

Pele sighed, and declared, “he is the most romantic being on Earth.”

Guy change the strumming to Wish You Were Here.  Joe began to hum the old tune, a favorite of his grandparents.

“They're not making the skies as blue this year - wish you were here...”  He paused and read a little further, “how I miss her beautiful eyes looking into mine, dark like the blackest pahoehoe, warm as the air swept form the caldera.”

Pele nodded, missing his, blue as the skies, eyes as well.  “Yesss.”  She swayed to the tune.

“As blue as they used to when you were near - wish you were here”  Joe sang, “and the mornings don't seem as new, Brand-new as they did with you..”

Guy joined in on the chorus, “Wish you were here, wish you were here, wish you were here.”

Cut to commercial: Fitzwilliam Darcy Rock Star, by Heather Lynn Rigaud (whom I have known since she was fourteen!  Congratulations Heather!)   http://www.amazon.com/Fitzwilliam-Darcy-Rock-Heather-Rigaud/dp/1402257813/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1315402475&sr=1-1

Pele looked at the stars above, “ They're not shining the stars as bright, they've stolen the joy from the night...”  Then she dissolved in to ash on the ocean breeze, and disappeared.

Guy looked at Joe and said, “wow, well done, brother o'mine.”  There was a fist bump.

“Mostly, I just really read what he wrote.  He can print really small!” Joe pointed out.

Guy put his ukulele aside and peeked at the post card.  “Wow, yeah.”  He furrowed his brow.

Joe got a pencil and started to decode the cypher.  As he worked, Guy grabbed the ukulele again and began a different tune.

“So, do you think she can tell Heaven from Hell, blue skies from pain?  Can tell a green field from a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil?”  He posed.

Joe waved at him to be quiet impatiently.  Then announced, “he's in!”

Guy nodded and smiled.  “Nice stamp,”  He observed.

“Yep, that one is a keeper.”  Joe agreed.